Author: Officer

7th Birthday!
We know the front page of this website looks a bit dated, but that’s not because the guild is gone. . . .

Paranoid Kills Kil’jaeden
On monday Paranoid finally got heroic Kil’jaeden down, good job to all those involved! Antorus releases on the 29th so . . .

Paranoid kills Gul’dan
Gul’dan was killed quite a few weeks ago but I keep forgetting upload this, good job to those involved in . . .

Helya dead
Paranoid finally downed helya, good job on whose involved. Being the awesome guild leader i am…. i forgot to get . . .

Archimonde Dead
On Monday evening Archimonde finally went down to the awesomeness of Paranoid, completing 13/13 HFC Normal in guild! Well done to . . .
Dec 10, 2015
— by Officer in Warlords of Draenor

Blackhand dead
Hoorah Blackhand died tonight to complete the guild run of Blackrock Foundry! I must admit I will miss some of . . .
Jul 20, 2015
— by Officer in Warlords of Draenor

Adventures continue
A new patch, a new load of bosses to kill (eventually.) We’ve currently wrestled Hellfire Assault, Iron (Stompy) Reaver, Kormrok . . .
Jul 19, 2015
— by Officer in Warlords of Draenor

Our Horde guild has moved! What does this mean for our members?
We have moved our Horde guild, Paranoid II-Emerald Dream, to Terenas so we could take the name Paranoid-Terenas. Terenas and . . .

“Is this guild dead?”
So we’ve had a comment about the posts on our front page being over a year old. That would be . . .

The Garrosh Kill that isn’t technically a kill
Yes, we’re still around! Quietly plodding along, tilling our fields, doing our dailies and, of course, wiping our raids. Garrosh . . .
Feb 11, 2014
— by Officer in Mists of Pandaria

And to prove it….
2 weeks before 5.3, on the last try of our first evening!
May 30, 2013
— by Officer in Mists of Pandaria

OHAI!
Adding something, anything, to the front page to make it look more alive has been on my list of things . . .

Anniversary!
On 19 June, Paranoid turned 1 year old. Things are a little slow right now, in the run-up to MoP, . . .
Late Night Kalmah
Edit: There used to be a meme up there, hosted by Meme Creator. It was undoubtedly very funny, or I . . .
A Documentary
A guildie posted this video to our forum and I thought I’d share it here, too. I had to pause . . .
May 21, 2012
— by Officer in Uncategorised

Late night Blackrock antics!
It was a sweltering, painful trek through the treacherous caverns of Blackrock Descent for our three heroes. They had overcome . . .

Paranoid II, Hording it
Our alliance guild is doing well, some four months after we started. Nefarian, Cho’gall, Shannox and some of the older . . .

The King is dead
Long may he stay that way! Tactics used: Hit stuff. Result: Wipe. Tactics used: Hit stuff and run to stairs . . .

So how do you explain this, then?
“I’m not a good raider.” “I suck at PvE.” “I’m so scared I’ll make a mistake, I get all nervous . . .

First Cataclysm Raid
On 11 August Chimi, Dárkseph, Els, Faustulus, Kiariss, Killface, Noctilucent, Prolix, Solskin and Qucikflash did the guild’s first Cataclysm raid. . . .

Guild Party
On 9 July, three weeks after the guild was founded, we had our first Guild Party. We looked at several . . .

First Dungeon Runs Completed!
On Thursday 23 June, some of us felt it was time to try ourselves out in a dungeon. Since we . . .

The Beginning
After discussing the idea of a guild for people with any form of social anxiety on the WoW General Forum, . . .

